This place is about to blow

Walking past your crush:

Expectation:

Reality:

HAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE ME LOL
^ & also made my night!

ohdearpenny:

janixtor:

Panic! at the Disco playing “Kill Tonight” at the Bowery Ballroom

double proud! xoxo

Love themm!

When you’re at a restaurant and you see your food coming.

alyaae:

Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…

thejakster:

greatness(:

I believe I’ve fallen in love with this song.

darlieecious:

Expectations:

Reality:

Jumps up and turns and careens.: I understand that I'm the hottest girl you've seen, kid. »

firstclasstravelsized:

But if I do not respond to your text message, obviously I don’t want to talk to you. Really? This shouldn’t be an issue. Why is it that the guys that text me every moment of every day are the ones that I could give less of a fuck of? Gosh, THIS IS SO CLICHE.

Fuck you, life. You’re turning into…